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验证儿子和女友的关系, Posted 2007-04-09, 08:16 PM Quote

因为老家离大学很远,为了方便上学,John和另一个同学合资在大学附近租了一个单位。

  有一天,John邀请妈妈来吃晚饭。

  饭桌上,妈妈一再注意到与John同住的女室友Mary非常漂亮,而且觉得二人的眼神交流也非比寻常,她十分怀疑两人的关系是否真的仅限于室友。

  John也发现了他的想法,于是主动跟妈妈说明:“我知道你在想什么,不过我可以向你保证,Mary和我是纯粹的室友,绝对没别的。”

  一个星期后,Mary跑来跟John说∶“自从你妈妈来吃过晚饭之后,我就一直找不到我那把纯银的汤匙,你觉得会不会是她拿走了?”

  John说:“我不知道呀!不过别担心,让我来处理这件事吧。”

  之后他写了一封信给他妈妈:亲爱的妈妈,我不会说您“拿”了一把纯银汤匙,我也不会说您“没拿”了一把纯银汤匙,不过有一件事情大家都注意到了,就是自从您在这里吃了晚饭之后,有一样东西不见了。爱你的,John。

  几天后,他的回信来了:亲爱的儿子,我不会说你和Mary“睡”在一起,我也不会说你和Mary“没睡”在一起,不过有一件事情大家都注意到了,那就是如果她的确是睡在自己床上的话,她早就会发现那把纯银汤匙了。爱你的,妈妈。

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回复: 验证儿子和女友的关系, Posted 2007-04-10, 06:30 PM Quote

哈哈

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回复: 验证儿子和女友的关系, Posted 2007-04-10, 07:58 PM Quote

恩,楼主发这篇看似老掉牙的东西有什么用意吗?

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嘿嘿,什么事情都不要想得太多哦

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混合寝室,我喜欢#89

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回复: 验证儿子和女友的关系, Posted 2007-04-17, 05:46 AM Quote

啊~~~~~~~~的确老掉牙~~鉴定完毕

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我喜欢

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那个男的是我

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楼上的貌似做梦了

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的确老贴~~

老妈还是很有趣~~

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我有⒈头小毛驴,我从来也不骑.

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The true meaning of the bumper sticker, which says, “Live long enough to embarrass your kids” has new meaning once you have a teenager. My daughter just turned 15 and suddenly I am now the most embarrassing person she can be seen with. Rather than take this personally I have decided to revel in the power it gives me.
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